If you are having trouble speaking French, don’t worry. it’s not your fault. It’s the fault of the French language.Why is it « une baguette » and not « un baguette »? What does « ça va » really mean? How can you tell if a French girl likes you? How can you have a good French accent without sounding like a pretentious ass? Luckily, there is an American to explain it all to you.Why an American? Because whatever the level of shameful French you speak, he’s been there. And if he made it through, so can you.By the end of the show, you probably won’t speak better French but at least you’ll understand why.